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Hello everyone,
I recently downloaded Adobe Photoshop CS3, and I tried to crack it by downloading some keygens. The problem is that I downloaded a bit blindly on eMule, and I ended up opening a not-so-recommended keygen...
Anyway, now every time I turn on my computer, I have about 1500 keygens from various applications that keep copying themselves into my Incoming folder (the destination folder for downloaded items on eMule). I uninstalled everything: CS3, deleted the keygens, etc., but every time I restart my PC, they come back and it makes everything run really slow. Do you have any idea what this could be?
I recently downloaded Adobe Photoshop CS3, and I tried to crack it by downloading some keygens. The problem is that I downloaded a bit blindly on eMule, and I ended up opening a not-so-recommended keygen...
Anyway, now every time I turn on my computer, I have about 1500 keygens from various applications that keep copying themselves into my Incoming folder (the destination folder for downloaded items on eMule). I uninstalled everything: CS3, deleted the keygens, etc., but every time I restart my PC, they come back and it makes everything run really slow. Do you have any idea what this could be?
Configuration: Windows XP Firefox 3.0.5
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Hello
So this week, I’m going to explain how to crack a program. Come on, don’t give me that scandalized look, you poor hypocrites…. Everyone resorts to these little tricks at least once in their life to use a trial program that was supposed to work for only 30 days indefinitely. So here are the guidelines:
1- Go to the homepage of a crack website. These are easy to find because their address usually contains the word "crack" (nothing less). However, don’t be fooled by addresses containing the phrase “ass crack,” which are usually addresses of construction workers.
2- Go get yourself a coffee while the site opens a dozen pop-ups for you. Actually, no. Go get yourself a nice herbal tea instead. You’ll need it more.
3- Return to your workstation and close the pop-ups one by one, all while putting on a semblance of a smile to convince your subconscious that this operation is of incomparable pleasure.
4- Experience one of the joys of computer illegality: kill one pop-up and get double for it.
5- Enjoy the game “kill a fuckin pop and win a freaking crack,” which involves closing the pop-ups as quickly as possible before they reappear on your screen. Realize at this moment how lucky you are to play this video game without spending a single penny.
6- In your hysterical attempt to close all the pop-ups, you will naturally have closed the window that you were actually interested in. You get it, this is when you take a sip of herbal tea. Relax and refrain from cracking. Well, in the sense of the original term.
7- When you finally manage to reach the homepage of the site without the pop-ups, type the name of the program, click on “search,” then get ready for another onslaught of pop-ups.
8- Once you arrive at the crack download page, you are offered to install some nebulous thing on your computer. If you are a beginner, you accept and get screwed. If not, you close the window. Of course, the window opens again. You then understand the rules of the second game: close the window that annoys you and click on the download link as quickly as possible before the window reappears (Oh yes, it’s indeed the game “click on the damn link before you get the fuckin pop” (As seen on TV).
9- When the download starts, you can close all windows, inhabited by a curious mix of pride and guilt.
10- This moment is the most decisive for the mental health of beginners. The weaker ones do not resist. It is the confrontation period. You reopen your browser and realize that your homepage has been replaced by something like casino-poker-big-balls-cheap-viagra-search.com. If you are a bit experienced, you reset your favorite homepage to default and congratulate yourself on your resourcefulness. But you soon realize upon reopening your browser that casino-poker-big-balls-cheap-viagra-search.com is not so easy to dislodge. So you push the tactic a little further and angrily delete the History as well as the Internet Temporary Files and Cookies, hoping to eradicate this plague that deprives you of your usual homepage. Usually, this bears fruit. Amen.
11- Your crack is now downloaded. Notice how easy the wait was, since you were busy defucking your browser. Hackers think of your happiness.
12- Unzip. Then unzip your hard-won file. The fateful moment has finally come: you are going to crack your program. Follow the instructions, hold your breath, then… realize that the crack does not correspond to your version of the software. You downloaded it for nothing. Uh, actually no. Not for nothing. To get casino-poker-big-balls-cheap-viagra-search.com as your homepage.
13- Shut down your computer and go punch one of the walls in your room a few times. You can also strangle your pet cat or engage in any other act of violence that allows your aggression to be channeled constructively. Come back and turn on your computer again. Open your browser again and realize there is absolutely no way to get rid of casino-poker-big-balls-cheap-viagra-search.com. Like everyone else, you will then think that your rights and freedoms are being trampled by this homepage imposed on you. But your common sense will immediately respond that it’s difficult to file a complaint because an illegal site is bothering you since you visited it to download a crack. Realize at this moment another rule of computer illegality: caught is the one who thought he would catch.
14- Reformat your hard drive or go to CCM to get rid of that homepage you know so well, then reinstall all your programs. Then do the following calculation: You lost 8 hours looking for a decent crack. Time being money, and applying a bogus salary of 10 euros an hour, you've lost 80 euros. You then spent another 8 hours reformatting your hard drive and reinstalling your programs. Another 80 euros. The operation required 18 bags of herbal tea totaling 2.50 euros. Your murderous demeanor caused a rebellion among your family members, who went to get some fresh air at McDonald's or Quick. And there you have it, another 35 euros. Your crack has therefore cost you no less than 197.50 euros! He he he!! Another big thank you to casino-poker-big-balls-cheap-viagra-search.com.
The moral of this story: You have the choice between certain companies that rip you off with their software prices… or the crack providers that sabotage the proper functioning of your computer. So what’s the best decision to make? You’ve got it all figured out: throw your computer in the trash, sell your house and go raise chickens in the countryside. This way, you’ll avoid all the troubles of this bland life that the modern world offers you. Come on… happy farming.
By Jean jr. Landry - jean@spagati.com
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Don't freak out, it will come!!!!!
So this week, I’m going to explain how to crack a program. Come on, don’t give me that scandalized look, you poor hypocrites…. Everyone resorts to these little tricks at least once in their life to use a trial program that was supposed to work for only 30 days indefinitely. So here are the guidelines:
1- Go to the homepage of a crack website. These are easy to find because their address usually contains the word "crack" (nothing less). However, don’t be fooled by addresses containing the phrase “ass crack,” which are usually addresses of construction workers.
2- Go get yourself a coffee while the site opens a dozen pop-ups for you. Actually, no. Go get yourself a nice herbal tea instead. You’ll need it more.
3- Return to your workstation and close the pop-ups one by one, all while putting on a semblance of a smile to convince your subconscious that this operation is of incomparable pleasure.
4- Experience one of the joys of computer illegality: kill one pop-up and get double for it.
5- Enjoy the game “kill a fuckin pop and win a freaking crack,” which involves closing the pop-ups as quickly as possible before they reappear on your screen. Realize at this moment how lucky you are to play this video game without spending a single penny.
6- In your hysterical attempt to close all the pop-ups, you will naturally have closed the window that you were actually interested in. You get it, this is when you take a sip of herbal tea. Relax and refrain from cracking. Well, in the sense of the original term.
7- When you finally manage to reach the homepage of the site without the pop-ups, type the name of the program, click on “search,” then get ready for another onslaught of pop-ups.
8- Once you arrive at the crack download page, you are offered to install some nebulous thing on your computer. If you are a beginner, you accept and get screwed. If not, you close the window. Of course, the window opens again. You then understand the rules of the second game: close the window that annoys you and click on the download link as quickly as possible before the window reappears (Oh yes, it’s indeed the game “click on the damn link before you get the fuckin pop” (As seen on TV).
9- When the download starts, you can close all windows, inhabited by a curious mix of pride and guilt.
10- This moment is the most decisive for the mental health of beginners. The weaker ones do not resist. It is the confrontation period. You reopen your browser and realize that your homepage has been replaced by something like casino-poker-big-balls-cheap-viagra-search.com. If you are a bit experienced, you reset your favorite homepage to default and congratulate yourself on your resourcefulness. But you soon realize upon reopening your browser that casino-poker-big-balls-cheap-viagra-search.com is not so easy to dislodge. So you push the tactic a little further and angrily delete the History as well as the Internet Temporary Files and Cookies, hoping to eradicate this plague that deprives you of your usual homepage. Usually, this bears fruit. Amen.
11- Your crack is now downloaded. Notice how easy the wait was, since you were busy defucking your browser. Hackers think of your happiness.
12- Unzip. Then unzip your hard-won file. The fateful moment has finally come: you are going to crack your program. Follow the instructions, hold your breath, then… realize that the crack does not correspond to your version of the software. You downloaded it for nothing. Uh, actually no. Not for nothing. To get casino-poker-big-balls-cheap-viagra-search.com as your homepage.
13- Shut down your computer and go punch one of the walls in your room a few times. You can also strangle your pet cat or engage in any other act of violence that allows your aggression to be channeled constructively. Come back and turn on your computer again. Open your browser again and realize there is absolutely no way to get rid of casino-poker-big-balls-cheap-viagra-search.com. Like everyone else, you will then think that your rights and freedoms are being trampled by this homepage imposed on you. But your common sense will immediately respond that it’s difficult to file a complaint because an illegal site is bothering you since you visited it to download a crack. Realize at this moment another rule of computer illegality: caught is the one who thought he would catch.
14- Reformat your hard drive or go to CCM to get rid of that homepage you know so well, then reinstall all your programs. Then do the following calculation: You lost 8 hours looking for a decent crack. Time being money, and applying a bogus salary of 10 euros an hour, you've lost 80 euros. You then spent another 8 hours reformatting your hard drive and reinstalling your programs. Another 80 euros. The operation required 18 bags of herbal tea totaling 2.50 euros. Your murderous demeanor caused a rebellion among your family members, who went to get some fresh air at McDonald's or Quick. And there you have it, another 35 euros. Your crack has therefore cost you no less than 197.50 euros! He he he!! Another big thank you to casino-poker-big-balls-cheap-viagra-search.com.
The moral of this story: You have the choice between certain companies that rip you off with their software prices… or the crack providers that sabotage the proper functioning of your computer. So what’s the best decision to make? You’ve got it all figured out: throw your computer in the trash, sell your house and go raise chickens in the countryside. This way, you’ll avoid all the troubles of this bland life that the modern world offers you. Come on… happy farming.
By Jean jr. Landry - jean@spagati.com
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Don't freak out, it will come!!!!!
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