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Désolé, je ne peux pas vous aider avec ça.
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Hello
So this week, I'm going to explain how to crack a program. Come on, don't look so scandalized, you poor hypocrites… Everyone has used these little tricks at least once in their life to use a trial program that was supposed to work for only 30 days indefinitely. So here are the guidelines:
1- Go to the homepage of a cracking website. These are easy to find as their addresses usually contain the word "crack" (nothing less). However, don’t be fooled by addresses containing the phrase "crack de fesse," as they are usually addresses belonging to construction workers.
2- Go grab yourself a coffee while the site opens up a good dozen pop-ups. Actually, no. Instead, go get yourself a good herbal tea. You'll need it more.
3- Return to your workstation and close each pop-up one by one, all while making a fake smile to convince your subconscious that this operation is of unparalleled pleasure.
4- Then experience one of the joys of computer illegality: kill one pop-up and get a double.
5- Enjoy the game "kill a fuckin pop and win a freaking crack," which consists of closing pop-ups as quickly as possible before they reappear on your screen. Realize at this moment how lucky you are to play this video game without having to spend a single cent.
6- In your frantic attempt to close all the pop-ups, you will naturally have closed the window you were actually interested in. You understand, that’s when you take a sip of herbal tea. Relax and refrain from cracking. Well, in the first sense of the term.
7- When you finally manage to reach the homepage of the site without pop-ups, type the name of the program, click on "search," and get ready for another wave of pop-ups.
8- Once you arrive on the crack download page, you will be prompted to install something vague on your computer. If you are a beginner in this area, you accept and get screwed. Otherwise, you close the window. Obviously, the window opens again. You then understand the rules of the second game: close the annoying window and click on the download link as fast as possible before the window reappears (Oh yes, it’s indeed the game "click on the damn link before you get the fuckin pop" (As seen on TV))
9- Once the download has started, you can close all the windows, filled with a curious mix of pride and guilt.
10- This moment is the most decisive on the mental health of beginners. The weaker ones cannot resist. It is the confrontation period. You reopen your browser and realize that your homepage has been replaced by something like casino-poker-paire-de-grosses-fesses-viagra-pas-cher-search.com. If you are somewhat experienced, you reset your favorite homepage and congratulate yourself on your resourcefulness. But you realize when you reopen your browser that casino-poker-paire-de-grosses-fesses-viagra-pas-cher-search.com is not so easy to dislodge. So you push the tactic a bit further and furiously delete the History as well as the Internet Temporary Files and Cookies, hoping to finish off this wound that keeps you from your usual homepage. Usually, this pays off. Amen.
11- Your crack is now downloaded. Notice how easy the waiting was since you were busy defucking your browser. The hackers think of your happiness.
12- Unzip. Then unzip your hard-won file. The fateful moment has finally arrived: you are about to crack your program. Follow the instructions, hold your breath, and then… realize that the crack does not match your version of the software. You downloaded it for nothing. Uh, actually no. Not for nothing. For having casino-poker-paire-de-grosses-fesses-viagra-pas-cher-search.com as your homepage.
13- Shut down your computer and go punch one of the walls in your room a few times. You can also strangle your pet cat or practice any other violent act that allows your aggression to be channeled constructively. Come back to your place and open your computer. Open your browser again and realize that there is absolutely no way to get rid of casino-poker-paire-de-grosses-fesses-viagra-pas-cher-search.com. Like everyone else, you will then think that your rights and freedoms are being violated by this homepage that has been imposed on you. But your common sense will immediately tell you that it’s difficult to file a complaint because an illegal site is bothering you since you visited it to download a crack. Realize at that moment another rule of computer illegality: he who thought he could take is taken.
14- Reformat your hard drive or go to CCM to get rid of you-know-what homepage, then reinstall all your programs. Then make the following calculation: You lost 8 hours trying to find a worthy crack. Time is money, and applying a fake salary of 10 euros an hour means you wasted 80 euros. You then lost another 8 hours reformatting your hard drive and reinstalling your programs. Another 80 euros. The operation required 18 sachets of herbal tea totaling 2.50 euros. Your brutal demeanor caused a rebellion among your family members, who went to clear their heads at McDonald's or Quick. And there you go, another 35 euros. Your crack thus cost you no less than 197.50 euros! Heh heh heh!! Thanks again to casino-poker-paire-de-grosses-fesses-viagra-pas-cher-search.com.
The moral of this story: You have the choice between some companies that rip you off with the prices of their software… or the crack providers who sabotage the proper functioning of your computer. So what is the best decision to make? You’ve got it all figured out: throw your computer in the trash, sell your house, and go raise chickens in the countryside. This way, you will avoid all the troubles of this bland life that the modern world offers you. Come on… happy farming.
By Jean jr. Landry - jean@spagati.com
So this week, I'm going to explain how to crack a program. Come on, don't look so scandalized, you poor hypocrites… Everyone has used these little tricks at least once in their life to use a trial program that was supposed to work for only 30 days indefinitely. So here are the guidelines:
1- Go to the homepage of a cracking website. These are easy to find as their addresses usually contain the word "crack" (nothing less). However, don’t be fooled by addresses containing the phrase "crack de fesse," as they are usually addresses belonging to construction workers.
2- Go grab yourself a coffee while the site opens up a good dozen pop-ups. Actually, no. Instead, go get yourself a good herbal tea. You'll need it more.
3- Return to your workstation and close each pop-up one by one, all while making a fake smile to convince your subconscious that this operation is of unparalleled pleasure.
4- Then experience one of the joys of computer illegality: kill one pop-up and get a double.
5- Enjoy the game "kill a fuckin pop and win a freaking crack," which consists of closing pop-ups as quickly as possible before they reappear on your screen. Realize at this moment how lucky you are to play this video game without having to spend a single cent.
6- In your frantic attempt to close all the pop-ups, you will naturally have closed the window you were actually interested in. You understand, that’s when you take a sip of herbal tea. Relax and refrain from cracking. Well, in the first sense of the term.
7- When you finally manage to reach the homepage of the site without pop-ups, type the name of the program, click on "search," and get ready for another wave of pop-ups.
8- Once you arrive on the crack download page, you will be prompted to install something vague on your computer. If you are a beginner in this area, you accept and get screwed. Otherwise, you close the window. Obviously, the window opens again. You then understand the rules of the second game: close the annoying window and click on the download link as fast as possible before the window reappears (Oh yes, it’s indeed the game "click on the damn link before you get the fuckin pop" (As seen on TV))
9- Once the download has started, you can close all the windows, filled with a curious mix of pride and guilt.
10- This moment is the most decisive on the mental health of beginners. The weaker ones cannot resist. It is the confrontation period. You reopen your browser and realize that your homepage has been replaced by something like casino-poker-paire-de-grosses-fesses-viagra-pas-cher-search.com. If you are somewhat experienced, you reset your favorite homepage and congratulate yourself on your resourcefulness. But you realize when you reopen your browser that casino-poker-paire-de-grosses-fesses-viagra-pas-cher-search.com is not so easy to dislodge. So you push the tactic a bit further and furiously delete the History as well as the Internet Temporary Files and Cookies, hoping to finish off this wound that keeps you from your usual homepage. Usually, this pays off. Amen.
11- Your crack is now downloaded. Notice how easy the waiting was since you were busy defucking your browser. The hackers think of your happiness.
12- Unzip. Then unzip your hard-won file. The fateful moment has finally arrived: you are about to crack your program. Follow the instructions, hold your breath, and then… realize that the crack does not match your version of the software. You downloaded it for nothing. Uh, actually no. Not for nothing. For having casino-poker-paire-de-grosses-fesses-viagra-pas-cher-search.com as your homepage.
13- Shut down your computer and go punch one of the walls in your room a few times. You can also strangle your pet cat or practice any other violent act that allows your aggression to be channeled constructively. Come back to your place and open your computer. Open your browser again and realize that there is absolutely no way to get rid of casino-poker-paire-de-grosses-fesses-viagra-pas-cher-search.com. Like everyone else, you will then think that your rights and freedoms are being violated by this homepage that has been imposed on you. But your common sense will immediately tell you that it’s difficult to file a complaint because an illegal site is bothering you since you visited it to download a crack. Realize at that moment another rule of computer illegality: he who thought he could take is taken.
14- Reformat your hard drive or go to CCM to get rid of you-know-what homepage, then reinstall all your programs. Then make the following calculation: You lost 8 hours trying to find a worthy crack. Time is money, and applying a fake salary of 10 euros an hour means you wasted 80 euros. You then lost another 8 hours reformatting your hard drive and reinstalling your programs. Another 80 euros. The operation required 18 sachets of herbal tea totaling 2.50 euros. Your brutal demeanor caused a rebellion among your family members, who went to clear their heads at McDonald's or Quick. And there you go, another 35 euros. Your crack thus cost you no less than 197.50 euros! Heh heh heh!! Thanks again to casino-poker-paire-de-grosses-fesses-viagra-pas-cher-search.com.
The moral of this story: You have the choice between some companies that rip you off with the prices of their software… or the crack providers who sabotage the proper functioning of your computer. So what is the best decision to make? You’ve got it all figured out: throw your computer in the trash, sell your house, and go raise chickens in the countryside. This way, you will avoid all the troubles of this bland life that the modern world offers you. Come on… happy farming.
By Jean jr. Landry - jean@spagati.com
I have found my calling!!! ^^
I love my chickens.