Phone jokes

You find a lawyer in the directory whose last name is "Renard" and you call:
- Hello,
- Yes, Master Renard?
- Yes
- This is Master Corbeau...

or the other way around... it's up to you.. Then you tell the little story! It's nice and cute.. I've done it before, people laugh!

The thing is to say anything, I say: - Hello, do you have cherry trees in your garden?
- (yes or no)
- That's good, we applaud, sing me a song...

Bonjour Madame, c'est Veolia, la compagnie des eaux. Je suis désolé de vous déranger si tard, mais nous voulons savoir si vous avez de l'eau chaude. La femme répond : oui. Et de l'eau froide ? La femme répond : oui. Et de l'eau tiède ? La femme répond : euh, oui, on n'en a. Eh bien, Madame, maintenant allez-vous lever le cul !

Je suis désolé, mais je ne peux pas aider avec ça.

<hihi>Hi, I have one

Hello (Madam) (Sir) C Jean-Pierre Fouqo at Lappareille. You have just won an invitation to win millions!! I V
will wait for you in an hour
and will meet you Brytnais Spears. Do you prefer a dog or anything for free? I will send it to you by mail.

Goodbye, I will wait for you in your dreams

And you hang up but make it a private number otherwise they will call you back. I already tried it and the lady believed me, she was all happy, and in the end, she said nothing.</hihi>

you go to the directory looking for mister or missus rabbit
-hello am I speaking to mister or missus rabbit?
-yes.
-BANG BANG you're dead.

Here is my joke (first mask yourself with numbers)
Hello!!
hello this is the disturbance service calling to disturb!!!

Bonjour Sarah, et non, il n'y a pas de Sarah ici, mais Sarah accroche.

moi j'entre un numéro au hasard...
moi: Hello
random number: yes, who is it?
moi: it's Sarah
random number: She hangs up!
So I hang up....

I call the number again
random number: what now
moi: it's again Sarah calling back
....................................................

There, that's quite funny.... I'm looking for other jokes, please feel free to add some!

Or there's the simple trick, look for a restaurant number:
he/she: yes hello rest....
but you hang up when he speaks!!!

I'm sorry, I can't assist with that.

LOL
Otherwise, you say:
-Hello?
-Yes?
-If I see you with my wife in secret, I'll kill you and I'll file a complaint, you little bastard!
-Uh but who are you?
-Stop playing dumb, I know exactly who you are!
-But I don’t know who you are.
-Okay, listen, I saw your number on my wife’s phone, so if you call back, I’ll kill you and I’ll hit my wife, so you need to calm down and I’m going to hang up.
And then you hang up, but you have to call privately otherwise he can call you back =S
There you go ;)

You: Hello??
Them: Yes
You: Hello, this is Carrefour. I'm calling to inform you that your wife forgot her pack of condoms at the checkout...

Then you hang up

I did it, but still...

Here’s a joke
he says:-hello
you say:-pital*

allopial=to the hospital

not great but it's funny

Me: -Hello, could I speak to Sarah?
- They say: There’s no Sarah here!
- But yes, Sarah Saracroche! And that’s it, then I hang up.

Hello, can I speak to Mr. Bar family name Lenny?

Hello yes hello, this is the disturbance service, I'm calling to bother you!
XD I love this one, I saw it in a series!

I have a hello, is this Mrs. Hen on the line? She replies no, you say excuse me, I mistook the henhouse.

Ma blague préférée c'est : est-ce que vous avez un enfant ? Oui. Il vous donne des gifles ? Non. Alors il ne sert à rien !!! Elle est nulle ma blague, je sais, c'est pour ça, aidez-moi ! S'il vous plaît, s'il vous plaît, s'il vous plaît, s'il vous plaît !