Modify my pay slips
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mimi
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Hello,
Hello,
who can help me to modify my payslips?
Thank you in advance for your reply.
Configuration: Windows XP / Internet Explorer 7.0
Hello,
who can help me to modify my payslips?
Thank you in advance for your reply.
Configuration: Windows XP / Internet Explorer 7.0
6 réponses
I'm going to help you anyway!
It's easy: you use white-out, let it dry well, take a black Bic pen, write the new numbers carefully mimicking printer characters, let it sit for 72 hours so the ink absorbs well into the paper, and check if the cheating is invisible. At the slightest doubt, tear it up and start over.
Of course, beforehand, you will have recalculated all the calculations from the hourly wage (or monthly) taking into account the social security caps, the mutual insurance contribution brackets, the tiered rates for bonuses, so that the sheet looks genuine! Don't forget to redo your work certificate at the same time, so that your grade, index, and position roughly correspond to the new salary you will have invented.
And it reminds me that if you are supposed to have become a manager, you will need to add a line for the additional mutual insurance for managers and another for the profit-sharing bonus in the payslip...
One last piece of advice: Organizations that offer loans abroad are also used to lying and making false promises. So be sure to check the additional fees, progressive interest rates, penalties for late payment of installments, and especially the exchange rate yen/euro or Barbadian dollar/euro or pound/euro that will be used in the monthly tracking statements you will receive!
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Retirement is great! Especially in the Caribbean... :-)
☻ Raymond ♂
It's easy: you use white-out, let it dry well, take a black Bic pen, write the new numbers carefully mimicking printer characters, let it sit for 72 hours so the ink absorbs well into the paper, and check if the cheating is invisible. At the slightest doubt, tear it up and start over.
Of course, beforehand, you will have recalculated all the calculations from the hourly wage (or monthly) taking into account the social security caps, the mutual insurance contribution brackets, the tiered rates for bonuses, so that the sheet looks genuine! Don't forget to redo your work certificate at the same time, so that your grade, index, and position roughly correspond to the new salary you will have invented.
And it reminds me that if you are supposed to have become a manager, you will need to add a line for the additional mutual insurance for managers and another for the profit-sharing bonus in the payslip...
One last piece of advice: Organizations that offer loans abroad are also used to lying and making false promises. So be sure to check the additional fees, progressive interest rates, penalties for late payment of installments, and especially the exchange rate yen/euro or Barbadian dollar/euro or pound/euro that will be used in the monthly tracking statements you will receive!
--
Retirement is great! Especially in the Caribbean... :-)
☻ Raymond ♂
Not bad...!!!